Monday, November 2, 2009

Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompedah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa doompety da
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompedah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you like reading you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the - Oompa -Oompa Loompa doompety do

16 comments:

Aubrey said...

So cute! Love the costumes. Stick with the family theme as long as the kids will let you.

Aly said...

OH! MY! GOSH!!! ROBYN! I am DYING over hear! AAAAAHHH! Those are THE most PERFECT costumes EVER!! Seriously, LOVE IT!

So funny, Chuck and I were just talking about the idea of doing this next year and I said, "Honey, you might need to lose a few pounds if you are going to pull off Willie Wonka" and he said, "Naw, I'll just be the big blue berry girl!" LOL!! Too funny that we were just thinking of it and you guys actually did it!

Aly said...

P.S. I meant "here" not "hear"...

Gretch said...

Awesome! Reminds me of when you and Joe were dating and he made you wear that clown costume :)

Allie said...

That is the cutest family costume i have ever seen. And the fact that Joe REALLY looks like willy wonka to me is sligthtly scary too. Awesome job!

Niki Carpenter said...

Love, love, love it!!!! You guys look wonderful!!!

Kimberly said...

so cute! Those oompa loompa costumes you made are amazing...you are so talented! And, your blueberry costume turned out perfect! Happy, Happy Halloween!!

Sunny and Larry said...

Hilarious! I love the costumes!

Missy said...

I always loved Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I think it was mostly because of the candy room where you could eat everything and they had a waterfall of chocolate. Mmmm.
Joe looks like a cross between the old willie wonka and the new one.
Those are the cutest little ooompa looompa's!
The blueberry fits right in with the story. I can't remember that little girls name. Anyhow, clever family costume. :)

Michael said...

Joe does look a little creepy, but the kids make up for it with how cute they look. Aren't you glad you bought the big blue sweats? Your Halloween costumes turned out great!

esherman10 said...

What a cute idea! Did you make the costumes? So cute!

Kandis Mortensen said...

It's official--you are the COOLEST person I know...

Mark and Adrienne said...

What cute costumes! The kids were adorable!

alicia said...

So cute, love the idea.

Kelly and Megan said...

That is hilarious! What a creative idea!

Cagney and Laci said...

Robyn you look scary!!! The kids look GREAT! Great idea, love it!